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“Last week when you were asking about the alternative reality hypothesis, was there a particular reason for that?”
>Just a little side project I’ve been working on I’m my spare time. Why do you ask?
“It’s just, well, I keep having this strange feeling that something has changed, but I can’t put my finger on it…”
>That’s odd. Have you tried sucking dick?
“No, I haven’t. Do you think it will help?”
>It usually does. You know how women are…
“Yes, we are all pretty much obsessed with it, aren’t we? I guess it makes sense that, given that I haven’t sucked any in a few hours, I’d start to feel like something wasn’t right. Do you think I could suck yours?”
>i suppose it’s the least I could do, given how much you’ve helped me in the past, Professor Sugartits.
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