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Zoe had a reputation for being the office slut, except that it wasn’t deserved. Not at first, anyway.
It was her breasts. The problem was always her breasts - they were far too big for people to take her seriously and there was little that she could do to make people notice them less, short of having surgery, which she hated the idea of.
Her great body also made her an annoying bitch. Mistakenly believing that she could get anything she wanted, she came to my attention following a complaint from a male co-worker who she’d been intimidating.
Eventually however, her ‘little’ problem was solved for her by me.
As head of HR, I took a meeting with her where I drugged her coffee and proceeded to guide her into a trance. I didn’t have to do anything too much. Just 'encourage’ her to start adding the drugged sweeteners to her coffee, and to always visit a special site on our Intranet each day.
Her mind is now like a sponge, ready and willing to absorb the programming being pumped through the softly hissing speakers on her laptop.
I’m happy to say that Zoe’s attitude has improved greatly, and she’s now well on her way to becoming a productive member of my team, eager to raise office morale by helping out her colleagues in any way she can.
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Zoe had a reputation for being the office slut, except that it wasn’t deserved. Not at first, anyway.
It was her breasts. The problem was always her breasts - they were far too big for people to take her seriously and there was little that she could do to make people notice them less, short of having surgery, which she hated the idea of.
Her great body also made her an annoying bitch. Mistakenly believing that she could get anything she wanted, she came to my attention following a complaint from a male co-worker who she’d been intimidating.
Eventually however, her ‘little’ problem was solved for her by me.
As head of HR, I took a meeting with her where I drugged her coffee and proceeded to guide her into a trance. I didn’t have to do anything too much. Just 'encourage’ her to start adding the drugged sweeteners to her coffee, and to always visit a special site on our Intranet each day.
Her mind is now like a sponge, ready and willing to absorb the programming being pumped through the softly hissing speakers on her laptop.
I’m happy to say that Zoe’s attitude has improved greatly, and she’s now well on her way to becoming a productive member of my team, eager to raise office morale by helping out her colleagues in any way she can.